Kimbo Slice

I was talking about this video this morning when I was golfing with the homies.
Pretty much this hit is something I would not do for $100. I think of way better ways to make a buck.

For those who don't know, Kimbo Slice is fighting tomorrow night on CBS. Should be entertaining to say the least. This guy straight drops bombs. We will see if he is even challenged on the mats.

Just watch this video and tell me how you would feel after a hit like this!

smell my dick?

This is another classic brought to you on YouTube!
I forgot about this video, my boy from Seatown sent it to me about a month ago and then I saw it today posted on another blog.
So of course... I had to throw it up on my spot!
If this have ever happened to you, more power to you! This is some funny shit

sometimes you just gotta hit it

i stole this pic from one of my boys website. his friend shot this gem standing on the sidewalk outside a bar in Seattle. the friend said she was not the only one taking pics, nor did it slow down the people beatin it

what can i say. when you feel like a squirrel and just gotta get that nut, nothing stands in your way. GOOD WORK

THINK MY SISTER IS HAVING A BABY ALIEN

EMILIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Pregnant again and just found out yesterday she is having another boy!!! WOW Talk about getting what you deserve! Great mom and will have her hands full with two boys. I feel for her. If they turn out anything like me as a young thug, she has her work in store for her!


Congratulations though! I cant wait

spend money on gas or booze? these gas prices are taking all the fun out of drinking and driving!!! maybe thats why gas prices are so high!

so these days, as we all know to well, gas prices are RETARDED!!! so I was thinking, hey it cost me less to buy a 6 pack, 12 pack or case of beer, which I don't really drink, or in my case 20 bones for a bottle of Stoli Vodka. For 3 and 1/2 gallons of gas I spend the same thing! RETARDED! Well I will spend my money on the booze and then won't have to worry about drinking and driving!

When will the "oil war" stop? who knows, i just hope they come out with flying cars that are powered by the sun before gas gets to $10 a gallon. Vodka, flying cars, sun? sounds like a good time behind the wheel!!!

Taiyo on Memorial Day

just another pic of my favorite little man stuntin on the holiday. when he woke up I guess he saw fit that he wear his camo shirt to give a shout out to the homies overseas.

the countdown till i see him and my sister is down to 24 days!

DREAMING

My day would be complete if only I had some of the best barbecue in the world. DAMN!!! I think last time I was in Kansas City I had Gates everyday. And yes I was in town for almost a week. White people only wish they knew how to do BBQ this good.

CRAZY MOTHER *&$@&*

This is a classic picture. Homeboy is straight whacked off PCP and probably just deuced a 40 of Old E. JEAH JEAH!!!
Don't know if he is waiting for his ride to the course so he can make his tee time or, if he is trying to figure out who he is going to jack next.
Turn up the headphones homie!!!

some great clips of soccer fights around the world

who says that soccer isn't violent!!! looks to me like these guys take the game pretty serious

2 pretty funny motivational posters

the twins in this picture......... WOW!!! I kinda feel bad for them.

The white dude on the other hand, guarantee he is straight outta Jersey!

ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO THOSE DOING WORK WHEN WE ARE ENJOYING A 3 DAY WEEKEND

Let the bodies hit the floor! ENOUGH SAID

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO!!!

This week is OVER!!!

4 day weekend here I come.

Shout out to the homies putting in work in the Middle East!

have a good memorial day weekend

Memorial Day

I think a lot of times people celebrate the fact that they get a 3 day weekend and forget the real reason behind this time off.

Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day of remembrance for those who have died in our nation's service.

So on Monday, if you know someone who has served our country, thank them, and if you don't, enjoy your barbecue and remember, without these people fighting for your freedom, your "day off" might not be possible.

BEST idea for my birthday

so if you dont know my 29th birthday is coming up in less then 3 weeks. want to give you all a GREAT idea of what I want. have almost everything and really dont care if I get anything.

BUT..... if you want an idea, and yes I did just get a new putter, i would love some flow or hey surprise me with this bad mo fo... Scotty Cameron Circa 62 Charcoal Mist Putter #2 in a 35 inch model. Can you say DREAM BIG!!!

I have always loved these putters, just never been able to make myself shell out 300 bucks for one!

ANYONE SEEN MY TWIN SISTERS?

I have not talked to these girls in months! If anyone has any information leading to their whereabouts it would be much appreciated.

give them my cell, maybe they will call

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV (still ruling my life)

This game is straight banaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanas! So it feels like I have not moved from my couch for a week, besides golf, but that is only 4 hours, and this game is still giving me what I want. Who needs women right!

Last night I had a mission where me and some home boys straight jacked a bank. People on the floor, tellers screaming, cops everywhere! INSANE! Nothing like a long day at the old office, followed by golf, and then to come home and raise HELL by robbing a bank. The mission lasted almost 20 minutes and included me blasting what felt like 100 plus cops. Blowing up cop cars, running down subway tunnels and dodging subways.

If you have not played or seen the game, you have to. If life were only this fun!

EMILIE (my thoughts are with you) and send me pics lady

those who don't know EMILIE is the lady with the bad-ass baby TAIYO. the pictures on my post are of him. Well........ Emilie got straight ganked this weekend by who knows? In the span of 15 minutes her new house was robbed. Computers and Ipods taken and all that was left was an open window to stare at and say DAMN!
If you need anything let me know. AT least all the fam is safe. some things in life i wish I could control. the countdown till emilie and TAIYO invade walla walla is on.

40 and counting.........

Just ANOTHER weekend in Walla Walla

Friday consisted of wine tasting with my mom and being hooked up by one of my boy's with 5 bottles of AWESOME wine for only 50 bucks. REAL COST well over 200. Good lookin out Terry.
started Saturday off right by pounding down a sausage with onions at 10 in the morning at the farmers market followed up by finishing my mom's meatball sandwich. For those who have not checked out CUGINI'S get at em. Got a call from one of my boy's 20 minutes prior to the tee time asking if I wanted to play. feeling ill from the breakfast/lunch I rolled, un-showered to the WWCC. Shot 34 on the front and then proceeded to choke my way to a 44 on the back. NICE 78! I SUCK!!
Had dinner plans with the fam and we grilled some nice pork chops and asparagus. Had some great wine also. Thought it was a good idea to run home and grab the STOLI. BAD IDEA. something about playing YAHTZEE and drinking STOLI straight out of the bottle did me dirty. finished off the night, and yes i lost every game to my sister and mom, by catching up on the 5th season of NIP TUCK. for those who have not seen this show, go rent it. GREAT SHOW. called it quits at midnight and went to bed feeling worse then I did when I at the sausage and meatball sandwiches. UGGGGGGGGGG
Got up today and went to the club for Mother's Day brunch. Good times and good to see the fam. Practiced on the range for awhile in-between the huge wind gust and called it a day.
WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS WEEK HAS IN STORE.

HOLLLLLLA

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/KILLEM

KILL THE MEXICANS ! AND TELL THEM TO STOP STARING AT OUR WOMEN
Created by fuck fuck on 30 June 2005 @ 7:03:30 PM
THESE FUCKING MEXICANS THAT ARE COMMING OVER HERE ILLEGALY DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND THEY GET FREE $, WHAT THE FUCK THESE MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TO BE KILLED AND STOP STARING THE AMERICAN PEOPLES G/F AND WIFES , YOU FUCKIN SMELLY ASS ENCHALADAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.S. IF YOU ARE A LEGALL IMMIGRANT "WELCOME TO AMERICA:)"

found this today on the internet

this guy needs to spell check his post and I think his last girlfriend was a mexican. he has some violent tendencies and uses the internet to vent his rage towards others. or... maybe the taco he had at the taco truck made him sick! like how he finished with the "welcome to America"

64

Number of well capable times Jeffery Fantastic can putt in a single round of golf

DMV in Walla Walla is AWESOME!

So I had a few minutes this morning and ran down to the DMV to renew my license. Upon entering the DMV I observed 3 over weight individuals sitting behind the front counter. Do they keep these people glued to there seats? Hmmmmm Must not get outdoors a lot? Hmmmmm Anyway, I was the first in line so my number, which was 29? was first. Further adding to my suspicion that these people are glued to there seats all night.
Maybe they stay all night helping illegal immigrants get licensed? don't know, i will look into it. The woman helping me, and we are meeting up at Applebee's for lunch, oh wait Pizza Hut has the lunch buffet, was HOT! I do have to say she was nice. I was a little thrown off between questions of how much I weigh, where I live, etc. she kept burping. FOR REAL! It was disgusting. And the thing above her lip was freaking me out to. It had hair growing out of it.
And for those who don't know, credit cards or debit cards, are not used at this DMV. WHAT!!!!!!!!! Only checks or cash. I don't understand. I thought it was 2008.
Needless to say I had to leave and go get cash since I had only 24 dollars in my pocket and it cost 25 for a new license. That was fun.
At least fatty lumpkin let me jump to the front once I got back. And yes it only took me 5 minutes to get to the bank and back. Gotta love Walla Walla.
She was also nice enough to let me change my name on my license to DIRT MAGIRT.

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV RULES MY LIFE

and one more thing to go with my last post. I purchased this game last week thinking ahh, i will play when I am bored etc. YEAH RIGHT! Twenty percent complete on the game and I think I have logged in a steady 2 hours every night. YEAH, I have a life! Still though, something about running around killing people and running over everybody that makes the end of my day so much better!

Where have I been? Wine weekend did not treat me nice!

So, here I am. Bright and early Wednesday morning. I have finally resurrected from the walking dead after poisoning myself with gallons of wine over the weekend. Thank god wineries had no bottles of Stoli stashed in reserve somewhere. Things really could have gotten out of control then. But, overall it was a great weekend. Good to see friends and the wine for the first few hours was spectacular. After that it just all tasted the same.
We did hit up a taco truck at the first winery we hit which was a great start to the day. Drinking wine for 6 hours without food just sounded wrong. Took money from my boy MR. Fantastic which is always a good day. He threw up a Gretzky at WWCC. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is shooting a 99 in golf. He was impressive to say the least. MR. Fantastic, note to self.......... PRACTICE!
Besides that it is now Wednesday and one more day for me and this week is OVER. My sister Jacqueline is coming to town this weekend should be fun hanging with her for MOM's day. And oh yeah, I "get to take" my grandpa and grandma to a champagne brunch at the Country Club. Should be entertainment at its best. First thing my grandma ask me was, "are they serving champagne jb?" Fuck, can any imagine, my grandma and grandpa tore up on a Sunday afternoon! I HOPE SO. I WILL TAKE PICTURES AND LET YOU ALL KNOW!

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAYYYYYYYY!

Whats up to all the people who have to work on Friday! I feel for you! Its Friday! Enough said!

5 Sexual Records, Not sure who records or keeps track of these "records" but entertaining none the less

1. Most children fathered. The king of Morocco (in the 17th century), Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, is a proud owner of this sex record. He had a harem with 500 wives and 1042 recorded offspring's.The woman to give birth to the most children was a peasant's wife from Shuya (east of Moscow) . She gave birth 27 times. 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.
2. Farthest ejaculation. Horst Schultz is a proud owner of this record. The farthest he ejaculated was 18 feet (6 m).The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet (3 m).In other ejaculation-related records we can find that the most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16.
3. Swallow the most semen.Michelle Monahan swallowed 1.7 pints (almost 1 liter) of semen and had to get her stomach pumped.
4. Most sexual partners in one day.The proud woman holding this record had sex with 620 men in 24 hours.Jon Dough, a male porn star, was supposed to have sex with 101 women in one day, but only managed to do 52 ( loser ).
5. Biggest orgy. This record was achieved in Japan. 250 couples took part in world biggest orgy.

Day before FRIDAY!!!

So I am still on the wagon and plan to put in work on Saturday as far as wine drinking goes! Got some friends from the West side coming to town tomorrow and Saturday should prove to be entertaining. Not to excited about the crowds but am excited to taste some new wines and see what the Valley has to offer for 08.
This week in my world has gone by FAST! Been logging major hours on the GTA IV and also on the course. Trying to be a sandbagger, for those who know golf, is easier said then done. I cant make myself shank shots on command. We will see how my efforts turn out when I start playing in some upcoming tournaments. I have entered and am excited about the City Amateur. It is a 2 day event consisting of Veterans Memorial Golf Course and then a round on my stomping grounds, WWCC. I know the talent out there, and there are some sticks, but I like my chances at taking home some hardware! Alot of the golfers who I played with growing up have moved on to bigger and better things, so that leaves all the 40 and older crowd who sandbags, just like me.

I will keep everyone up to date. And by the way, I need a caddy for the two rounds if anyone wants to offer their services, you will be well compensated!