Monday, June 30, 2008

I would like lettuce, mayo, mustard and oh yeah, dont forget the tomato....



Another day, another couple golf carts getting abused. Saturday marked the last time I will play golf with Jeffery Fantastic for who knows how long (he is moving back to the LEAST coast). The round was overpriced, the course was in horrible condition, did I mention in took almost 6 hours!

Highlights though included this gem that you see, Shirey kicking the window out of the front of our cart, while we were driving, and yes I almost ran over it, and Mr. Fantastic hitting a divot on 18 further then his ball. AWESOME!!!Did I mention I played like shit and have a nice tan to show for it.

Don't know what it is lately with the golf cart trashing but hey, when it is slow on the course and you have nothing better to do, why not?

Sunday, June 29, 2008

My dude.....


Taiyo was throwing up the LA signs this last week in Walla Walla. I have to say since I saw him last he has grown SO much. And to think it was only 3 months ago!

He rocks some nice hats and even better, has some bad-ass shoes to go with. Sounds like he is taking after his uncle. He will soon have a brother who will be another great addition to the fam. It was really good to see my sister also.

Cant wait for Christmas in Hawaii!!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

When you are playing bad and you have nothing else fun to do....


So my brother-in-law was in town for the weekend and we got down and dirty on the links. I played horrible, by my standards, Sam-O is getting better considering where he was at in his golf game a few months ago.

Needless to say we were bored and when you have nothing better to do besides throw-up divots on the hood (with a tee, got to be ready to have a good lie if you get in the rough) we decided to camo the cart just in case terrorist targeted the golf course on a Sunday morning at 7am. Who knows, Walla Walla is crazy, it could happen. We got bad ass wine and onions here!(click on the pic and you can see the divot on the hood yo! dont think we had put the tee in yet. I do know that it had grown a few inches though because I showered it with Gatorade to keep it fresh)

Saturday, June 21, 2008

This picture makes me laugh so hard I cry


My boy sent me an email with a bunch of these "motivational" posters and this was by far the best one. Disgusting, yes! Awesome, for sure!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

On the verge of going home...


Tonight is game 6. The Lakers need to figure out Boston's defense or they can pack the bags and head back to LA without a championship. Kobe might need to have his best 2 games of the series if this thing is going to end with LA being the World Champions.
I HATE all Boston sports and hope they choke. All I can say is that this game is going to be intense and now that they are back in Boston calls might not go LA's way as much. We will see. Kobe, drop 50 and make this a memorable playoff performance.
I know most people think Kobe is a punk, which he is, but this guy is straight gangster on the court. If you are a basketball fan you have to be amazed at what he does with the round ball.
We will see...

Monday, June 16, 2008

Tiger Woods being.... Tiger Woods

This is the video I was talking about. If this does not make you excited about golf, something is wrong with you. Tiger Woods is UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Mike Tyson... What if ???

what can you say about Mike Tyson. He was a ruthless hard ass thug and his fighting ability was straight savage and pretty sure all he wanted to do was kill the other guy.

now on the other hand, i think he might want to kill women and children. where did he go wrong? well mike, i guess you are good for laughs now.

Tiger Woods is staight GANGSTER


Watching the US Open today you just had to have the feeling that Tiger Woods was either going to snap his leg off at the knee or make birdie on 17 and 18 to put Rocco out of his mind.

As we know now he made a ridiculous birdie on 18, and commenced to roaring like a possessed man ( I LOVED IT) that shit is golf. Not sure what tomorrow will bring and how his knee will be but I would not bet against him.

Me and the fish I needed help with in overtime fishing



Hooked this one with only 15 minutes left in the 8 hour trip. Took over a half hour of me, and more my dad to reel him in. These things are no joke and made me ponder on making 2 a days to the gym.

Or maybe I should start doing exercises oriented towards fishing!!!

Oh yeah, to add just one more thing. In Oregon you are not allowed to take these over sized fish out of the water. So pictures standing with the fish are not allowed as they are in Canada. To be able to keep them they have to be 42 to 60 inches long. Not under and not over. Good luck with that! I say impossible since all I saw for 8 hours was 8 to 9 foot BEAST!!!

Mouths like this cost $$$ in Las Vegas



dont know how much but I am sure they look the same!!! why pay when you can catch and use for free. YUCK

Fishing Trip 2008







So sticking with the theme of Father's Day, I took my dad to Portland to go Sturgeon fishing for his special day.

First off, these pics I will post do no justice at all. These fish are CRAZY big. I guess when they say over sized Sturgeon they are not kidding!

You start the day with your guide by going and catching as many Shad as possible early in the morning. I think we had 20 total. The Shad are then have the heads cut off and the lungs and gills removed for bait. The guide explained that this is like dessert for the Sturgeon and they cannot resist.

We then proceeded to the spot in the river where we cast out 5 lines and sat and waited. These fish are aggressive when they take the bait and you just sit and watch your pole for any SUDDEN movement. And when you see the movement you grab the pole and yank back as hard as you can so you set the bait in it's mouth.

Sturgeon are bottom feeders so their mouths are located on the underside of them. Long story short, my dad when his line got hit, it got hit HARD!!! He had the battle of all battles with this fish and it took 55 minutes for us to finally see him reel in a 8 foot 250 pound plus Sturgeon. NO JOKE. This thing was HUGE!!! When they hit the bait they just sit at the bottom and run with the line. They are so big and strong that it comes down to a battle between their fat asses and you and your arms. You have to pull and reel these things off the bottom while they are taking just as much reel as you are trying to reel in. Pretty impressive.

Needless to say we had a blast and the day was beautiful. Nothing like sitting on a boat for 8 hours fishing. My dad, who is not right in the head, liked the fight with the fish a little TOO MUCH!!! All I can say is that we had a great time and our planning our next trip to fish soon.

Fathers Day


Today is the day we all stop and say thank you to the father's who put up with us for so many years! My dad, wow, he had his hands full. If you know him, he is a little crazy and I love it, but I would do anything for him and appreciate all he has done for me.

Shout out to dad!!!

Happy Fathers Day!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

THA CARTER III



I have heard all the songs on YOUTUBE. and I love em

too bad I cant download it off of ITUNES!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mexican kid gets owned



this video brings back TO many memories of being in the Marine Corps and heading down to good old downtown San Diego. kids like this one just lurked on corners looking for trouble and most times when we came trolling.... they got just what they were looking for.

whoever put this video together did a great job with throwing in the PANTERA music at the end

AWESOME

i dont promote violence hahahaha

I AM OLD!!!

so those who dont know, today is my birthday!!!

29 crazy years and I still am here to talk about it

not doing anything to exciting considering i have been gone way to much!!!

thanks to all who called and wished me happy birthday

Who thought standing up firing this rifle was a good idea?



this video is classic. these people must have never been in the military. the last guy actually does a good job. give him a couple years and he will have a cult and a stand-off with the FBI that will last for months. enjoy

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK

Feels like I have been gone FOREVER!!!!

I am still alive though for those who are wondering!!!

TO much work and not enough fun.

Get ready for some good post coming in the near future

PEACE